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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

New Years Resolutions

By spring break, I will have lost enough weight to buy new clothes and look FABULOUS in them. Instead of buying clothes that look alright because I'm a fat and lousy dump.

Okay. I'm done here. I just needed to get that off.

Also, while I am thin and gorgeous, I will also be academically kickass. Yeah. I will. Watch me. I will prove that I am not a tardhole. Even though I'm pretty sure the school doesn't think that, because the dean was like, "dude, you can handle this work." But in more eloquent words than that.

BUT I WILL PROVE IT.

1 comments:

Rita said...

that's my goal too. well, the first one mostly.